Dude Who Captures Hipster Grifter=Snitch?

Snitching is good. I promote snitching. All the time. Every time. If possible. Obviously in certain parts of Philadelphia, people’s lives are threatened. And they’re afraid. As well they should be. Because a culture where outing the perpretator of a crime is considered grounds for murder, people are going to be afraid. Until a majority rises against such terrorist/intimidating/bullying techniques.

But I must say I didn’t expect to see supporters of the so-called “Hipster Grifter” Kari Ferrell condemn Philadelphia musician Sam Tremble, who turned Kari into the police this past Sunday, May 3rd. (She has supporters? Whoda thunk?) I guess I didn’t expect people to get so emotionally involved in white collar crime. (Where were all these supporters when Philly hottie Jocleyn Kirsch scammed folks, btw?)

Check out the comments at Citypaper. So far Mr. Tremble has been called “snitch” a half a dozen times. He’s also been physically threatened by Kari fans.

Really, guys? Really?

You want to defend a gal who takes time out from being on the lam for photoshoots? If she thinks those purty photos are going to melt a judge’s heart, I’m guessing she’s quite mistaken. (“Well-behaved bitches seldom make history” T-Shirt, are you serious?) What sort of photographer takes photos of wanted criminals anyway? I’d think people would be condemning photographer Will Sherman. Why didn’t he turn her in?

PG readers, feel free to go on Citypaper’s website and support Sam. Snitching isn’t always fun, but as one commenter notes, and I’m paraphrasing here, “if she stole your money, you’d want her caught too.”

Forget that, how about her confessional video that isn’t  quite a confession. Judge for yourself. (Clearly the dumbest criminal ever. Dying to get caught and be famous.)

Truly disgusting. Stealing isn’t what phillygrrls do, K.F. Stay outta our town.

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16 responses to “Dude Who Captures Hipster Grifter=Snitch?

  1. ugh, I don’t know anyone who would defend that little crook.
    and she looks like John Yoo.

  2. The thing is, people despise hipsters. Why? Because they all look alike, serve no purpose, and are about as genuine as a plastic chew toy.

    Besides, this guy can’t be for real. The music? Awful, uninspired ear-poo. In a perfect world, Kari should have stolen his band’s equipment. Here’s to hoping!

    I’m not defending her, I’m just saying thanks for making folks see what whiny, weasly little wannabe dirtbags hipsters are.

    And yes, if your reading this, you might be a red…er, I mean you might be a hipster.

  3. you’re

    I got all lathered up in my hipster hate that I couldn’t spell for a sec there.

  4. bernie, u are my hero.

    those little shits are so annoying. especially the pretentious ones. oh yea ur cooler than me? POW! right in the face…

    all they are is a bunch of wanna be homeless people living off a trust fund given to them by dear mommy and daddy.

    cant stand them one bit… take a bath.

    http://www.diehipster.com

  5. phillygrrl

    Wait, can someone define hipster for me?

    Thanks,

    PG

  6. @bernie: you know what i despise more than hipsters? CROOKS.

    The thing is, with the hipsters, i don’t have to talk to them, listen to their music, dress like them or anything. They do not affect me.

    On the other hand, a thief like this Kari Ferrell person causes damage that can linger for YEARS. Identity theft and credit card theft can hurt the victims for years after the initial incident.

    so what you’re saying is, because you disapprove of the hipster scene, they deserve to be ripped off, have their equipment stolen , etc. Bravo, douchebag.

    I am no hipster, and i don’t like them either, but i happen to disagree with your puerile “thesis”: someone’s taste in clothes and music doesn’t mean they deserve to be the victims of theft.

    Last summer, some asshole climbed on the garbage cans in my alley, managed to reach his hand in through a barely open window, and stole my girlfriend’s purse, including her phone, credit cards, and license. the cost (in time and money) of getting everything back in order was immense.

    Oh, and speaking as a musician, FUCK YOU bernie. You obviously have no idea what kind of investment goes into being a musician, including amplifiers that cost hundreds if not thousands of dollars to purchase and maintain, never mind the sentimental value of the instruments themselves. I can’t imagine what i would do if my gear was stolen: i saved up years to buy my basses and amplifiers, and now that I’m a dad i wouldn’t have the money to replace them if they were swiped, including the bass i’ve had since 1989.

    You know what: i hope someone YOU trust rips you off. See how you like it, dumbfuck.

  7. “On the other hand, a thief like this Kari Ferrell person causes damage that can linger for YEARS. Identity theft and credit card theft can hurt the victims for years after the initial incident.”

    Heck. Yeah.

  8. nice non-apology apology from Theivy McThief there. “i’m sorry for everything I’ve done, I made some pretty bad decisions, Vice owes me money, and the Observer should have contacted me for comment.”
    douche.

    however, gotta admit: when i get home I’m gonna check out her naked pictures.

  9. phillygrrl

    Yeah, the vid kind of clinched it for me.

    Anways, too much information B., lol!

  10. Oh, BrendanCalling, you unaware tool,

    Here we go

    “I am no hipster, and i don’t like them either, but i happen to disagree with your puerile “thesis”: someone’s taste in clothes and music doesn’t mean they deserve to be the victims of theft. ”

    Yes, dufus, you are a hipster. Nice try, though. Puerile? Clearly you’ve out-smarmed me already. Definitely a hipster. I’m guessing you’ve been made fun of because of your taste in music and clothes. They stole from you, too. What did they steal? Your self esteem. That’s why you’re a worthless ninny now.

    “Last summer, some asshole climbed on the garbage cans in my alley, managed to reach his hand in through a barely open window, and stole my girlfriend’s purse, including her phone, credit cards, and license. the cost (in time and money) of getting everything back in order was immense.”

    So, what? We’re having a pity party now? Let me know where and when. I’ll bring the PBR tallboys, and my Sufjian Stevens bootleg. Sorry, it’s not vinyl.

    “Oh, and speaking as a musician, FUCK YOU bernie. You obviously have no idea what kind of investment goes into being a musician, including amplifiers that cost hundreds if not thousands of dollars to purchase and maintain, never mind the sentimental value of the instruments themselves. I can’t imagine what i would do if my gear was stolen: i saved up years to buy my basses and amplifiers, and now that I’m a dad i wouldn’t have the money to replace them if they were swiped, including the bass i’ve had since 1989.”

    Fuck me? Well, I never! Okay, looks like yous got a widdle bitty upset. Wow, a real honest to goodness musician? You mean, I have no idea what it would take to root note my way into bands lame as the ones you’ve been a part of? You don’t do root notes? You consider yourself a Flea, Watt, Lesh, or whoever? You suck. I can tell by the way you write. No fire. No guts. You are a nothing. Somebody is stealing your rig right now.

    Made you look, dumbass.

    “You know what: i hope someone YOU trust rips you off. See how you like it, dumbfuck.”

    I hope you get some talent, a smarter girlfriend, and a new wallet-chain for mother’s day. Oh, and what kind of person likes getting ripped off by someone they trust? Yeah, you really are a horse’s ass. People steal, people have stuff stolen from them, and people suck at playing the bass. We all have our roles in life. Your role? Probably a mixture of the 3 I just listed above, with a healthy glob of whiny failure on top.

    I suggest you become a CPA or something, instead of calling yourself a real musician on a message board, when all you are is a passionless poseur.

    Night night, Dum Dum.

  11. Oh, and Brendan,

    Your blog sucks aardvark loaf.

  12. phillygrrl

    Gentlemen, gentlemen, be nice?

    Sigh.

    Or may I suggest an old-fashioned duel?

  13. There’s an idea. Although, somebody will probably steal his pistol, pre-duel, since he’s an easily duped hipster with no sense of how bad the world actually is.

    Oh, and Brendan? Yeah, I’m in the 8th grade. That right there means you lost.

  14. guess I struck a nerve, eh bernie? cus that’s some serious spittle flecked gibberish right there.

  15. and the idea of me as a hipster is fucking HILARIOUS.

    I am WAY too old and ugly to be one of those (as any half-wit can tell you).

  16. phillygrrl

    Eighth graders don’t read phillygrrl.com! What?!

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