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In the interest of full disclosure, let me make one thing clear right up front: I really liked Crank That. Call me crazy, but the simple beat against the bold rhythm of the words never failed to make me want to dance. Plus, let’s be honest, any song featuring the refrain “supersoak that ho” gets automatic points for audacity.
And I, like many others, was intrigued by Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em‘s overnight success publishing his own music online. Unfortunately, in his desperation to avoid the moniker of “One Hit Wonder” Soulja Boy unleashed Turn My Swag On upon the world.
And I would rather be known as a one-hit wonder than the artist behind Turn My Swag On any day.